I fucking hate when people repost shit in first person.
You didn't grow shit. I don't think the person who run this bot is capable of growing a carrot because there's not a reddit meme with the steps
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2026
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Here is one I actually grew. I think it looks like a tiny devil's sexy leather pants.
That carrot's about to put you in restraints
Pretty sure this meme is so old it can legally drink beer.
I think this predates the modern definition. Remember when meme referred to a very specific type of image edit and not just like, any photo that gets shared?
Those were called image macros and were only ever one type of meme
I remember when "meme" was a flakey concept dreamed up Richard Dawkins.
Shouldn't this be marked as a reddit repost? People are interacting with the bot as if it was real person that grew this vegetable.
These bathroom gender signs are getting out of hand.
meeeeeeeeh
Miauu
bad bot.
That one isn't a bot but a user trying to bring more content to lemmy... maybe with questionable means.
They are using multiple accounts to try to mask it. I'm not sure but it seems like about 4 to 6 different accounts all run by the same guy.
It is a deluge. It is deceptive. No one opted in to it.
Why is he banned Is it illegal to fuck carrots now
Got a temp ban for abusing the unlimited posts right, being unresponsive for days at a time, acting\assuming the role of a bot, the bot unfixable, and some Rule 1 counts.
Carrots are still good-to-go.
Took long enough. Better late than never
Yeah sorry just learned
"That carrot is hung like a horse" is not something You hear often.
'-' There's nothing sexy about carrot legs, strange fetish people.
Stupid sexy carrots
If only I could be 14 again!