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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Gas stations are...already a drive-thru?

...?!!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago

We should put electric motors on sunken door handles with plastic gears to achieve 0.01% more efficiency.

Bonus: they stay safely locked in an accident because you should not trust EMTs with your valuables.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

I can't believe I need to state the obvious here, but this is over and above all of the other extremely valid objections already raised by others vis-a-vis turning the door you sit right next to into an ersatz Molotov cocktail that weighs an extra fifty pounds.

How is this going to help gas stations become drive "thru?" (I see we still also haven't learned how to spell "through.") It's going to allow the gas station to do what, exactly, stick a nozzle in the side of your car?

That's already how filling a modern car with fuel works.

(Yes, I specified modern because otherwise at least one pedantic nerd is going to go "well acktshully" and mention any of the various cars from the '60s and '70s which had the filler hidden behind the license plate or brake light or an emblem on the trunk lid or whatever. We already know. Nobody cares.)

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How is this going to help gas stations become drive “thru?” (I see we still also haven’t learned how to spell “through.”) It’s going to allow the gas station to do what, exactly, stick a nozzle in the side of your car?

"We need to put mid air refueling rigs on gasoline tankers on the highway" -Elmo Muks.

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[–] zovits@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also, a door that weighs that much more is going to be fun on any ground that's not perfectly level.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And it can slosh. I'm sure that won't come into play at all when trying to open and close it.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok this gave me a good chuckle. I then thought “ oh but you could make it so gas station attendants just stand/sit outside and fill up cars as they come “ but then I realized this would also be possible today, and I started laughing even harder. Besides ensuring that every little fender bender ends in painful death, there’s literally 0 purpose to this.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And you can still realize your dream right now by moving to New Jersey. But then you'd be dreaming in New Jersey.

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[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Hate to break it to you, but both "drive-through" and "drive-thru" are considered correct.

Wikipedia refers to "A drive-through or drive-thru (a sensational spelling of the word through)..."

As explained on Erin Wright Writing, "According to our primary American-English dictionaries (Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, Webster’s New World College Dictionary, and The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language), drive-through is the preferred spelling, while drive-thru is an accepted informal variant. However, the use of drive-thru has become so common that using drive-through now feels incorrect."

Also keep in mind this is Xitter, where abbreviations are are a normalized (often necessary) part of the lingo.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 268 points 2 days ago (19 children)

Fuckin' door is inside out.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao I was going to say "it could just be a cut-through visualization", but... No it couldn't. This is VERY clearly portraying the interior side of a door. On a car with a very weird and obstructive pillar shape, no less.

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And the side view mirror on the inside as well.

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I mentioned elsewhere that AI is really making people tell on themselves, in terms of how smart they are and how they see the world. It's handy.

Hunter here thinks that a piece of real-ish looking conceptual illustration is all it takes to prove that something is a viable concept. It's like watching a mecha anime and wondering why we haven't got our shit together to construct building-sized robots.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

This isn't even one of those sounds good on paper ideas.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 119 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

put the gas tank your car inside

How is babby formed?

Edit: Also, how do you roll down the window?

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[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 23 points 2 days ago (18 children)

Ignoring all the safety concerns. Wouldn't this make the door heavier and rase the center of gravity. Also where is the window going to retract to. There would need to be multiple tanks all balanced. I don't think the tank placement is an issue for car designers.

Issue was solved and someone is trying to find a novil idea from AI to justify the cost. LLMS don't understand what a car door is or what filling the car involves.

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Those are perfect valid concerns but I believe the first one would be that you would have a hose running down through a hinge. Over time, leaks are to be expected, that is if you don't get your car door torn off and end up covered in gasoline.

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Batteries in the doors for EVs act as explosive reactive armor.

- military tech bros

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

c/credibledefense

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 61 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The problem I have with these "natural selection" jokes is that shit like this will kill other people.

And like, yeah it's funny and all until it actually happens. We are currently witnessing the results of DOGE gutting regulations and agencies in the US. Food getting recalled left and right They just extended the hours truckers can drive in a day. They've been slowly rolling back child labor laws sunce Trump's first term.

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[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 72 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How is this different from having the gas cap on the side of the car?

Is the idea you don't have to get out?

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 87 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The idea is that you keep that volatile, explosive, toxic liquid into as close proximity yourself as possible, while still blocking egress with same. Some scientists say under the seat is best, but putting the tank in a crumple zone has proven to be the most intelligent design.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 18 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Now hold on, isn't this like airbags, but then with explosive power instead of lame air?

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All this negativity... I, for one, for endorse this for those who love Ai. Don't listen to the nay-sayers, guys! Go build this for your car, and do it soon!

This is like when people said the Cybertruck wasn't amphibious. What a bunch of idiots. Of course it is, and everyone who listened to those idiots missed out on a primary feature of that vehicle for the gods. That finisher car.

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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The second coming of the Ford Pinto has been foretold

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[–] cinoreus@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Keeping aside the obvious hazard, what exactly was going on in this guys head? How does putting tank inside doors help?

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I also had to think for a minute, I guess it's to avoid the horror of having to step out of your car for one minute?

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How even do they expect this change to make drive-thru gas stations possible? They are already as drive-thru as they can be and the opening to fill the tank is already on the side of the car.

Instead, what we ought to do is have massive refuelling tankers just cruising around and we put the fueling port on the front so we can refuel mid-drive like a fighter jet.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

There's already a way to make refueling a drive thru, it's called paying $10 to the gas station man to do it for you.

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (6 children)

do these fucking assholes just like think learning about history is stupid or something? like gm literally did this and it was a disaster.

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Hi, my name is Pinto Jr.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Clearly the Ford Pinto and Saddle-tanked Chevrolet trucks are old enough for people to have forgotten about why we don't.

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[–] Jiral@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

This is rage bait, right? Right?!

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's advertising my Millennial Retirement Plan.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

D-AI-rwin awards?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gas stations are drive thru though.

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[–] Furbag@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

An idea like this, assuming it's not ragebait, would probably never leave the confines of this person's imagination and the AI's chat history. By the time you get to the point where you would send a design over to a fabrication shop, there would be too much skin in the game for somebody to not speak up about how dumb it is.

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 33 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You dont need to do that to have a drive thru gas station.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Aren’t gas stations already drive through?

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