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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 hour ago
[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

At least the cat is happy again now after getting adopted

I'll forever be sad trying to understand the regex I've written myself...

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

That's just sad expression with extra steps

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 hours ago
[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

none of the meat of the regex shown, 0/10

[–] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 1 points 1 hour ago

One star. Too readable, would not write again

[–] aMockTie@piefed.world 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Why waste time doing any matching if wantarray == false? Just do:

if(!wantarray) { return 1; }

Before any matching happens, or if you only want one return statement set the value of a variable in if(!wantarray)/elsif(regex) and return that variable at the end.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

That Perl. You never know if return doesn't have some kind of hidden behavior that uses the local variables...

Well, you could read the perldoc page on it. But you can't just assume it.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Doggy is not smiling but trying to lose heat. Doggy is the real regular expression

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

If regular expressions are your solution, than your problem is wrong.