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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 minutes ago

Is there some kind of food that's basically tofu but made from beans other than soy? I've had em whole and mashed up into a past, but iirc soy beans are the only one's I've had as their own cohesive block,

The texture of tofu is a turn off for a lot of people, but what if you make tofu from like kidney beans or something? A product that's firmer and chewier (and probably not called ___ tofu, cuz people are idiots) could potentially be a hit.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 3 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)

My seven bean chilli is always popular at parties.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 2 points 14 minutes ago

You could use a lot more beans than seven. Id start with a whole can.

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 6 points 1 hour ago
[–] chanteoma@lemmy.ml 1 points 39 minutes ago

A bean a day keeps the dean away

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Aren't beans better for you, so this sounds like an improvement.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Burritos, refried beans, vegan burgers, hummus (yes I’m counting chickpeas as beans), chili 🤤

Beans are awesome, as are nuts (can’t have those myself unfortunately) and seeds

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

counting chickpeas as beans

Wait, then what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Nobody's paying to see a garbanzo

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I can’t have beans or any legumes or pulses D:

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 1 points 34 minutes ago

Tragic on the bean front, but there are some other good plants worth trying

If you can have wheat & gluten, give Seitan a try! Super high protein and kind of meaty taste

Quina, potatoes, chia, hemp, pumpkin seeds, mycoprotein (from mushrooms) are also worth using too! As well as stuff like oatmilk of course too

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago
[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 1 points 51 minutes ago

What's "beans", precious?

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago

Way ahead, making a big pot of beans every week now. Currently alternating between black and pinto.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 30 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@piefed.world 5 points 2 hours ago
[–] RePsyche@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] winkly@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Swap beans for meat? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"for" usually means the first thing is replacing the second. If it said "with" than it'd go the other way

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/23360/substitute-x-for-y

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Interesting 🤔

I guess that makes sense because if I were paying for beans with meat, that means I’m trading meat for beans but “trading for” means the other way so I’m still kinda confused 😵‍💫

I’ll trade you my English skills for a sac of beans 🫘

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 hours ago

Yeah English prepositions can be a little weird sometimes like that

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago

YES BEAN BROTHER, WE FART SUPREME

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Beans are awesome. Nutritious, delicious, easy to make.

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I might be contributing to both sides of this as a bean eater and bean meme poster

[–] DeepDown@leminal.space 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 hours ago

Don't worry if we all switch to something woker like Tofu, we just might avoid this fate