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[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In my experience those are really restful sleeps (probably because it means you're dead tired) but I feel robbed of the drowsy stage regardless.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had a few, but I chock them up to being tired. Twice on the way to work early in the morning, the sky turned colors on my. Once it turned purple, the other it turned an aqua color. Then, while working night shift, I was looking up at the sky and saw what I thought was a shooting star make a 90° turn before disappearing. It had to be sleep deprivation, on every account.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, the sky can definitely change colors, especially if there’s bad weather or lots of magnetic activity.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have had the opposite happen. I looked at the clock and it was like 800. I fall asleep, or at least feel like I did for a full night's rest. Then when I open my eyes the clock reads 759. Still don't have an explanation, maybe a stroke and I just misread the alarm clock originally.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

time preseption is easily broken, it's not a very good internal process, I took too much one time and in a single sentance sometime said to me I experienced years between the words just eons of space time melting through reality. but really I was just tripping balls.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So it's ok to post this, but every sublemmy will ban me (or at least remove my comment) if I type the r-word? What a bunch of hypocrites.

[–] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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