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[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 minutes ago

I do wish we metric places (or at least Canada) were more flexible and familiar with the whole system. Sure we have milliliters and centimeters and kilograms, but people say things all the time like 2000km or 2 million kgs, or even things like 25000mAh. And I get it, people get into a frame of reference and want to stay there, but I wish people had the agility and practice to say 2 megameters, 2 gigagrams, and, well 25 amp hours, and still be understood. That last one's not hard, but packaging still seems to be stupid about it.

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

It's the only system, the imperial "system" is just some shenanigans on top of metric

[–] SpinItBetter@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Put this on the Ronald Reagan did it pile. Jimmy Carter started us on the path to metric and then Reagan halted it.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Trans girl I use to know called herself femto. I assumed it was because of her foot fetish but maybe it was related to the metric system.

[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Metric is officially recognized across the US. European minds cannot comprehend this.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago

To be fair, neither can American minds.

As a member of c/sciencememes, you have my sword! (Or, at least my upvote!)

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

While we're on the subject, can we please kill off "kilowatt hours". Fuckers, those are Joules, 3.6 Megajoules specifically.

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[–] KittyCat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

DAd Heard Karl Marx Gave The Proletariat Eleven Zeppelins Yo

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

No yotta-? How do you describe the number of joulles it takes to blow up a planet?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

That's the tera tera. Terra terror or Terra tearer, or a trillion terajoules.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Wait, no, please convince my countryfolk to metricate. I'm an engineer and desperately want to be able to design things in metric. It's so much better but the average American doesn't know a meter from a hole in their ass

[–] Lehmuusa@nord.pub 1 points 8 hours ago

the average American doesn’t know a meter from a hole in their ass

Do they actually know yards? A metre is pretty close to one yard. If you know yard, you know the metre.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

But they do know litres, because the big soft drink bottles are sold in litres. They know grams if they do drugs or bake. They know prefixes like Mega, Giga and Tera if they are into computers, and they know about "kilo" if they pay an electrical bill. If they're into military stuff, they know about "clicks", which are actually... kilometers.

I think it's slowly creeping in.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

So weird phenomenon actually, because our military is fully metricated, you wind up with some of the most die hard American exceptionalist/American nationalist types fully using metric and 24 hour time. A friend was raised in a household like that where they just didn't use US customary at home because the military doesn't.

We're all taught a lot of the basics in school. And yeah we have an instinctive idea of what 2L looks like. Drug users know grams, as do some bakers (a lot of baking is still done by volume here). And other than that I'd say maybe a quarter of Americans know that a meter is kinda close to a yard. Maybe 5% (may be overestimating tbh) know that a liter of water is a kilogram.

Slowly but surely though more things are being roundish numbers in metric here (like 325 mL/12.9 fluid ounces) and I think that's a vital component of the move to metric. We are actually headed there, we're just slower than the UK and Canada.

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[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

The hangup in the US for a lot of it is the people who would keep trying to convert back into English units instead of just riding with it. Especially silly when it doesn’t change anything.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 83 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Look at that hourglass figure

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 16 hours ago

Now do the same with US customary units. Let's see what their hourglass looks like 🫠

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[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Fun coincidence that I was working on making a graph (network) of the relationships between different units yesterday. Here is how it looks in a circle, yellow dots are lengths, mass red and time blue.

It's not perfect on the phone, but here is the link, press the "Refresh All" button to load the network and run the code.

https://nadi-system.github.io/playground.html?example=units

Context: I'm writing a programming language to analyze graphs, so I thought "units are graph relationships, let me see what I can do". It was fun, but also funny because so many relationships are not simple factor multiplications. The network was extracted from the data gnu units uses, but I did it halfhazardly, so it's not perfect.

You can play around with the code if you wanna try your own things, there's user documentation and more examples. The actual network can be viewed using the buttons on the left of the editor.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Metric haters when they realize their electricity is measured in Volts (metric unit), not in "relatable" units like Sparks:

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 15 hours ago

Last night was so hot, my ac took three sparks per witchburn!

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[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 points 11 hours ago

I want to upvote metric, but downvote "tiddies". 😡

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 31 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 15 hours ago

usa kicked the Brits out of the usa back in the day but they stole and kept their system of measurements (and of course adapted them over time, like americans do). They avoid the metric system by a country kilometer.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 4 points 13 hours ago

Dat hourglass figure

[–] alpine_jim@piefed.social 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

I've only ever encountered decaliters in Dune, where there's the awkward phrase "38 million decaliters" instead of "380 million liters". It's probably because Frank Herbert was initially thinking in gallons, and it got changed later.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

The brief moment of confusion when you hit something using deci- or hecto- and you briefly have to convert to one of the common prefixes is always a little aggravating...

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Did you know that Americans use Milli-inches?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Mils and Thous are at least decimal, so that's part of the battle right there...

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[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Pour one out for the deci, even autocorrect attempted to remove it from my message.

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 55 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I think I can see a tiddy or two in that number curve

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 21 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I'm not 100% sure on the accuracy of this data, but if ever there was a place to paste this information, it is here.

Average Tiddy weight per boob by cup size, in Metric and Lemmy scales

A cup = 0.454kg = 1.1 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

B cup = 0.78kg =1.9 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

C cup = 1.023kg = 2.4 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

D cup = 1.388kg = 3.3 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

E cup = 1.950kg = 4.6 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

F cup = 2.35kg = 5.6 Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce

[Edit] I'm not sure if this is per boob, or per pair of boobs. More research required.

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