Cool, where's the next frame where the grey monkey does start swinging at their captors and the brown monkey stabs him in the back because the captors promised a banana?
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2026
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Finally someone who gets it
my vote goes to the ones that will jail the epstein class on a massive scale first and strip them of all their wealth thats the ones making billions if u cannot do this then do not bother running no one cares about your culture wars deal with the criminals gas lighting culture wars first.
Is it “both sides are the same” Saturday already?! Boy how time flies when the right is in full control again, destroying everything again, after the left rebuilt it the best they could in their limited time in control again.. but it’s the same coin so you should just stay home and not vote, right op?!
Well, one side has "immigration" and the other side has "human rights" as their weapons so not exactly same same. Unless you think so?
Was my sarcasm really not obvious to you?
It depends on your side:
if you vote for the right, then you are likely to win with both sides, so you don't really need to vote.
if you are for the left, you absolutely need to vote for the left AND to do not let them in peace once elected, because without being pushed and forced to do a left politic, they are likely to do a right one.
What?
More like we're too busy fighting each other to realize who is largely perpetuating these fights and who directly benefits from a distracted populace.
I'm legitimately surprised I had to spell this out.
Are you confusing liberals with left wingers?
The left have been very loudly pushing back against the billionaire class for a very long time
Yeah, the actual left’s whole deal is fighting billionaires.
I really need everyone to stop conflating liberals with the left, and also learn some basic political theory before speaking on it.
Here's an example of Democrats fighting Socialist boogeyman I read today:
As they should, but you can't deny the infighting between other factions. The point remains: we have to take a step back, and focus on the real problems, rather than the bait they throw in front of us.
I wouldn't be much of a left winger if I did deny that
Turning the working class against each other is one of the main ways the elite protect their power
People on the left have been writing about this for over a century
This meme must be targeted at USians, where the Democrats, the left wing of liberal capitalism, are referred to as "the Left" as part of liberal capitalists' war against anarchism, Marxism, and other class-conscious perspectives. Because elsewhere in the world, the Left (where they exist) are generally the ones who are fighting the people distracting and dividing us (the capitalists). (Not trying to be contentious, just trying to understand where you're coming from.)
I think what OP is trying to say is it’s not left vs right, it’s poor vs rich. That the billionaires use issues of policy as a distraction from the inequality and wealth gap between us and them.
America has no Left
If The Left wins then the Billionaires lose a shitload of money and political power, so let's make it happen this november and every election to follow.
Wow this might actually be the most braindead thing I've seen on this whole website. Is that what makes it a shitpost to you?
Both sides bad! Billionaires fund both sides to the same degree. Minorities just need to roll over and give up rights
The /s is mandatory.
Except liberals aren’t “the left”. Liberals are center or center-left at best. Liberals are funded by the same entities as the right is, yes, but this distinction is important, lol
LiBeRaLs
Which country's Liberal Party are you talking about? Because that's definitely not what the word liberal on its own means.
Whats your opinion on NATO?
What do you mean which country? Liberal = money made politics
Liberalism is the advocacy for human rights and freedoms so long as they don't impede upon the rights and freedoms of others. In practice it requires a democratic state to enforce equal treatment and freedoms. Examples such as making slavery and segregation illegal, taxing inheritance and estates, mandating equal housing and employment opportunity, or covering the expenses of impoverished citizen's medical and education.
It's had the similar definition of "promotes freedom" for thousands of years and in early 20th century France the words liberalism and neoliberalism were commonly used to describe a system of fair and regulated markets distinctly distant from laissez-faire and socialism.
The most common opponents to Liberalism and Liberals are Tankies, who support eastern bloc dictatorships, and Conservatives, who support western bloc dictatorships. Because of this I automatically assume people who use liberal or neoliberal as a slur are opponents of human rights.
I’m not talking about any country’s liberal party. I’m talking about neoliberals. In the U.S., they are often misidentified as being “the left”.
And regarding NATO, I am against it as a specific entity, but I think that some of its functions are important and should not be lost if it is ever dismantled.
Lmfao, classic
If you think I’m wrong, feel free to tell me why
You openly promote WWIII and oppose advocates for human rights, I don't see any need to discuss anything further with a Tankie like yourself. Xi Jinping can suck a dick.
Wow, that escalated quickly
Usually how it goes with Tankies. They start of with "oh these capitalist billionaires suck balls, amirite?" and then the next thing you know they're trying to convince you to enlist to fight for Russia.
NATO is always a great phrase to sort the wheat from the chaff. Any Anarchist or Democratic Socialist with two brain cells to rub together sees that a mutual defense pact just makes sense and has prevented war and will prevent further war. But Tankies? They fucking hate that shit with a burning passion, because it prevents expansion by Russia and China.
lol, no I don’t. Make fewer assumptions, ask more questions.
And I agree, Xi can fuck all the way off.
lol "assumptions" yeah okay bro
Considering I think Putin and his ilk can & should get absolutely bodied & the fact that you thought I was a fan of Xi, yeah, I’d say you’re making assumptions when you should be asking clarifying questions.
Lol, seeing this bro scramble trying to put the mask on at this point. It's too late bro, we all saw you.
How old are you? 13? , bro
Oh boy more Tankie alts to label, productive day
Whatever floats the bloat of your demagogy
What's fun is this is actually like a Broligarchy plan to get rid of political parties.
First they, "The Grays" help The Reds get rid of The Blues. Then they get rid of the Reds. Yarvin and Theil are all about it.
An engineering problem just like any other
In this image we are the fleas.
It's Black Rock, Vanguard group and State Street those three hedge fund companies own and control and have a controlling stake in over 90% of openly traded companies they own Fox News they own CNN and they keep the battle going
Any party not promising to implement direct real time democracy is just a schill in the end. Any party elected for x years can and will do whatever is in their best interest and not the peoples.