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But seriously what kind of predatory policy is that in the first place?

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago

Another trick is to change your state to California, which has a click to cancel law.

The FTC made C2C a requirement nationwide for the US but Trump undid that in 2025.

[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 22 points 1 day ago

That policy is likely illegal.

But the same can be said about gambling platforms.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As an European, the "you can't close your account too fast, this process is mandatory" thing would be a one way to a trial.

[–] Nowtayneicangetinto@thelemmy.club 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You Europeans and your consumer protection laws... I love getting ripped off and taken advantage of by companies!

[–] AbsoluteBroomstick@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Ahem, it's your freedom to be ripped off!

[–] Yeahigotskills2@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wonder how MAGA would frame this? "Unlike in Socialist Europe, our successful companies are free from the oppressive, anti-business protection racket their citizens have to deal with"

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

And not a trial vs consumer, you'd be sued to oblivion by consumer protection agency.

[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s almost certainly illegal in the Us too

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So you have to abstain for 91 days to be able to close your account??? Fucking slime

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

I think it might be 114+. People with compulsion/addiction issues aren’t allowed to leave.

[–] Nonprophet@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago
[–] lemonwood@lemmy.ml 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago

And polymarket, despite being a literal gambling site, is actually fraud

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

fucking hell they are really playing on people's gambling addiction aren't they

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] stinkytofuisgood@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 day ago

This is super clever. I cannot believe this never occurred to me, and I discovered it in a Lemmy 'shitpost' no less.

Let's keep up the memes and shitposts in this category!

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 day ago (5 children)

What country is "you can't close your account unless you go 90 days without using it first" legal in?

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The USA. Facebook also does this.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One tactic on social media is to delete as much as you can, change all your profile data so it's bogus, and retroactively revise as much of your comment history so that it's meaningless, such as NSA haikus.

That way the account may not be closed, but it's toxic. It will poison algorithm analyis, your consumer profile and AI scraping.

The Escapist refused to let me close my account in the early 2010s. So I did this.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This looks like a gambling app. So it's not that you can't close it until it's not used. Voluntary exclusion is a mandatory policy required by legislation so a gambling addict can ask a casino to functionally ban them. This app is extra predatory in that they don't allow a permanent ban right away. Their goal is to make it take multiple requests so an addict can relapse and spend more money and it's the addicts fault.

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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

its called "laxed regulation for dubious reasons". happens all the time because government officials should probably wear F1 gear with all their sponsor logos slapped on them.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

If the press were doing its job, they would put politicians' donors' names on the screen with them.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 93 points 1 day ago (23 children)

I started dipping into watching regular cable again since we have it at the moment bundled with our internet, and man the commercials are bleak now. It’s all weight loss medication, depression medication, and gambling apps.

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember a few people complaining about being permanently banned from online games for lying in the in-game chat about being very young.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 130 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But seriously what kind of predatory policy is that in the first place?

It's a gambling site.

Gambling is inherently predatory. It's addictive. Gambling sites prey on this addiction. They're not gonna let you go so easily. The wait period is to see if you're really one of their best customers, unable to go cold-turkey.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But it's so obviously flagrantly predatory... I really thought this would be too far, like legally.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Have you seen who's making the laws?

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I remember a time when Gambling was poison to professional sports. I'm not talking about office fantasy teams, or small bets between friends. I'm talking capital G Gambling. Professional Gambling run by businesses and gaming commissions. Professional sports tried very hard to distance themselves from gambling, so much so that Vegas didn't have professional sports teams. Now there's a ribbon on the screen showing Gambling stats the whole game. It's ridiculous.

Now I know we can't put the genie back into the bottle. Gambling apps are here and they're not going anywhere. We can stop the ubiquitous ads. We've done this before with cigarettes. It wouldn't be hard. Take down the ads, stop showing betting lines during the game, remove any mention of it. Cause right now it really looks like professional sports and gambling are joined at the hip and before too long American professional sports will be more about gambling than the game. Which lets face it, professional sports are about being a profitable business first and a sports team second. We've just completely forgotten about the game to make another quick buck.

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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 256 points 2 days ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

be this site

advertise to kids using discord servers

if they win from gambling, ban them bc they're underage

if they lose, it's their loss anyway

double your profits with a simple trick

btw this is not just a meme. This is something they literally do, see this vid for more details: https://youtu.be/yJZ9SwRArqs

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 125 points 2 days ago (12 children)

My nephew fell for this trick. He's not a child, but he was gambling online on a European site as an American. He won big, tried to withdraw, they asked for a European passport. RIP his entire account.

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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 322 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

predatory policy

gambling site

same thing.

[–] captcha@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wonder how permanent closure is different from permanent lockout, but maybe it is similar enough in this case (I expect, they keep your data in the latter case)

[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They would dump your data asap. They want no record that they illegally let a minor use their site.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They would dump your data asap. They want no record that they illegally let a minor use their site.

they'd keep it just to show that once they found out the account was a minor's, they closed the account immediately. it's proof of compliance.

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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck is a cooldown period?

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 203 points 1 day ago (4 children)

To let their addiction drag them back in.

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