this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2026
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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 102 points 6 days ago
[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 67 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The button has degraded due to jpeg compression, I might have fallen for it if it were sharper

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 6 days ago

My eyes have degraded at roughly the same rate though.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 47 points 6 days ago
   Angry upvote
[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 42 points 6 days ago (12 children)

I found the actual video for anyone who actually wanted to watch it.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 54 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Rude. What app? turn off link preview and look again. I'm sure it'll work then.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Voyager, its default config, I didn't set anything.

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I use the same app, changed everything and don't see the preview.

It's almost funnier to me this way but I'll try harder next time.

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[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Link preview means I get auto-rickrolled, don't even have the chance to click it myself. It's now playing in my head immediately

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What a great song, never heard it before. Thank you for the find

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[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago

Dumb monkey 😂😂

Thanks for the link!

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Where soapy ta-ta?

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[–] silver@das-eck.haus 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fuck, I heard his voice in my head for the first time in years and now my bones hurt.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I know that Lemmy does not display thumbnails for videos!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's too peopley outside...

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[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago
[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is the first one I didn't fall for.

Which is a problem as there's one of these every month or so.

[–] dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 7 points 6 days ago

I fell for it but mainly because gifs only work about 20% of the time on my Lemmy app

[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)
[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago

Can't get the video to play in Voyager 1.3.4. Bug report submitted. Marked 'urgent'.

[–] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Goddamnit..... fair enough

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

I poop at you sir.

[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago

I'm proud to say I only pressed it once and then got annoyed at my foolishness.

Take your upvote you heartless person

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

This one's on me. I've been around here long enough to have known better.

[–] mamg22@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago

You'd think by now I'd remember how my Lemmy app shows the play button on videos, and you would be so, so wrong lol

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 18 points 6 days ago

okay i clicked it where apple

[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 14 points 6 days ago

I know exactly this picture, my play button doesnt even look like this, I fell for it...

I should touch grass

[–] siravious@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Take my upvote and gtfo ya filthy bastard

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 10 points 6 days ago
[–] don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

You got me. That was a good one. I had my mouth open.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Take my upvote, fucker.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I knew it wouldn't work but I pressed nevertheless, what does that make me?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 5 days ago

ʕ•᷅‎,•᷄ʔ੭

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Wow, this brings back some ancient memories. I didn’t fall for it now

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago
[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] vegafjord@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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