I already call Bezos a bald pedo fucktard so it goes both ways.
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I logged into my amazon account. It's been 15 years or more since I used it. Here's what it has on me:

ITT: lemmy the billionaire hating hard working communists check their billionaire money giving app for a bit of cheeky fun based on all the money they’ve given them
According to the screenshots, there should be an "About You" button at the bottom of this page, but personally I don't see it (I'm in the EU). https://www.amazon.it/slc/hub
None of those options are available for me on iOS. So, no idea what website she was going to.
I’m shocked that Amazon or any business would guess what I like based off my shipping history. SHOCKED!!!!!!
Edit: holy shit I gave this garbage a scan and bit I’m happy I did.
‘It contained, to her horror, a “page of assumptions that Amazon has made about me based on my purchases and I’m literally speechless.”’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a moron subject for a nerds first horror story 🤣
Nerds not liking accurate descriptions of their lives 🤣.
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