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When I was a waiter, this guy in a plain office suit would come in, have a steak and salad with an entire bottle of red for lunch everyday. 30 mins, done.
Later in life I did contract work for the federal government, which was awful. I learned there was a big government building opposite the old restaurant I worked at and suddenly it all made sense.
Based? Your kind of woman?
Alcoholism is based
If I'm gonna be an alcoholic, I might as well do it on company time
It's a solid strategy until HR gets involved