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[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Buy a cat. In my area most people are dog people and it's been my experience that dog people are VEHEMENTLY dog people. The mere presence of a feline in your house will send them into fits.

Ergo:

The chances that a potential burglar is a dog person of this type is very high and thus having a cat will dissuade them from entry.

or to put it another way:

Minecraft has taught me that Creepers hate Cats.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 3 points 1 day ago

so I'll just say hello all instead.

[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

That's one plus of giant breeds. Even if they're the sweetest, goofiest good boys, an intruder will take one look and nope off.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No joke, in darkness that would be terrifying

[–] lenocolomo@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Here mortal have dog not knowing what to do with dog as your sleep paralisys demon.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, if there's barking when someone is trying to enter the home, it's good defense.

[–] lenocolomo@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Or shouting and hiding under a table. Also had a dog once who persisted on giving people his toys, would've been interesting how that'd play out.

[–] sam@r1b.it 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I miss my dogs :(

For clarification: They are NOT dead. I just moved

[–] DangerNooble@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Holy Bard, fights off demons you aren't aware of.

[–] Towwebbed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

If do right, no can defense.