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[–] byte21516@leminal.space 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And billions of people are just pretending it's not.

If it does, then I'm glad some of us tried to stop it, at least.

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 8 points 18 hours ago

I hate the feeling of seeing this coming since my childhood and having decades of longterm machinations for a final confrontation, only to discover it’s going to be business as usual for everyone else.

This is like discovering Gandalf and the crew safely crab walked into Moria followed by a dance scene with Sam and Frodo climbing into a car that takes off and flies into the sunset with Orc’s tearfully waving goodbye.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm getting to this point. The rest of the world can do it's own thing. I'm gonna go do something fun.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You're the person in the sinking boat, adding weight but with no interest in removing water or plugging the hole.

"Tight"

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago

while there are others adding water and drilling more holes.

[–] blibla@slrpnk.net 2 points 17 hours ago

die fighting

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

This is what we must do. None of us choose the times we live in so we must manage to find some solace in our lives when times are challenging.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Everything is gonna be alright

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 2 points 1 day ago

Do be do be do

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And even of it's not, global changes are outside our sphere of influence. Carry on trying to enjoy your life regardless.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 1 points 7 hours ago

No also enact change. But try to stay resilient, the future is uncertain.

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 7 points 1 day ago

You influence culture every time you interact with people and culture impacts what is done if anything in the matters of politics and all markets, which directly impacts the political will power and market strategies of the people who do opt to do something or ignore the major topics

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there a highkey? This is starting to feel like highkey

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Highkey end of the world would be nuclear war, world ending meteor, total collapse of global economy

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you’re saying mid-high key?

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

World is crumbling apart on many fronts right now so I would say low-midkey

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Lenin with boobs

[–] pumpupthejam@piefed.social 2 points 17 hours ago

Gromit! What have they done to you?!

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Is jesus tattooed or a zombie?

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Isn't zombie Jesus kind of canon

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

He's had a rough time lately

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 17 hours ago

This is the most non-AI image I have ever seen

[–] jpreston1986@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Yup. Gonna book a ticket to Tomorrow-land or some other dope EDM festival where I can take shrooms and groove for hours because what the fuck else am I gonna do? Sit here and pay attention to all the collapsin' society be doin'? Nah. Miss me with that.

[–] NonconfrontationaI@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mannimarco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I figured that was covered under "world low key ending"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

These people are dancing with some heavy clothing on. Seems like you would get warm.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

That depends on what the temperature is?

[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 2 points 21 hours ago

yeah and seems like you would get hype and vibedddd

[–] ElGrande@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 19 hours ago

It'll pass in 10 years. Clueless.jpg

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago

no we didn't light it but we're gonna die in it

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] subterfuge@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Cracking ice sheet over a frozen lake

[–] eneff@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

cracked concrete floor

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 1 points 22 hours ago

This reminded me of my latest obsession:

Käärijä x Joost - Hyvää Puuta (Official Music Video)

The title means "Good Wood" (yes that's the joke). It's about finding happiness in little things, I think.

[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anybody know what the template for this one is?

[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 1 points 17 hours ago

You’re an absolute legend, thanks!!

[–] lagg_mine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

We'll be fiiine, when it all hits the fan we can just pull a french revolution and clean up the population a little