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[–] StoneStar@feddit.nl 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not religious (srsly, fuck God), but God didn't name shit. "And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof."

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

Thank you! I'm not religious either.

But I'm sure many cough evangelicals would dispute us. What there's 200+ languages in the world? Well this was before the tower of Babel. Cherry-picking the bibble.

One should feel sorry for them if they weren't actively dangerous and harmful.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

Not to be confused with a Cuddlefish:

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 3 points 6 hours ago

You're incredibly intelligent.

You live for two years.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Cuttlefish aren't venomous. The flamboyant cuttlefish is poisonous, but it's the only species out of 6 that is.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So cuttlefish can bite me but I shouldn't bite a cuttlefish?

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 7 hours ago

I got you fam.

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago