I'm going into plumbing. I'm done with this shit.
Shit is my shit now, and it's much nicer.
this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2026
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I work in Automation/Controls and i spend most of my day pretending like i don't really know what I'm doing but amazingly enough getting it right on the first 1-3 tries while also accidentally fixing something else.
It's honest work.
We hear about enshittification but nobody talks about Ludditification
I'm dreaming of a niche bakery when legislation allows it and the clanker clanking intensifies even more. Yes a bakery for special "enhanced" and calming pastry and other delights.
If you source hemp-derived ingredients, it's legal under the farm bill. See Willy's Remedy as an example. It costs more since the concentration is very low in hemp.
Literally me soon because of AI
Tree trimming, welding, and camper van conversions for me, when it becomes necessary
Reptile breeding for me
This is my current fantasy about what I'll do when the AI takes my job.
In NZ there's (very) limited reptile options, but I own a bearded dragon and each time she lays a clutch of eggs I wonder why I don't just quit my job and build a dragon nursery and get a male and start breeding them for fun and profit.
How's the pay?
It's only been an investment for me so far. I have a bunch of animals for breeding once they mature, and I've started colonies of feeders (mice and horn worms) and colonies of cleanup crew (springtails and isopods).
I'm hoping for my first clutches next season.