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[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

My favorite meme is "14 beers at chili's" and they do not have a VIP section.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 27 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I'm not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

Just buy Wheaties already.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Grape Bran doesn't sound as appealing to be 💯

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Branbape, luifids nedeed. Hydratede. Bambulanmps.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 2 points 10 hours ago

You mean 4.5 hours? If not might as well shorten it to 3 since a sleep cycle is 90min and you're wasting time if you sleep 4.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I've been sticking pennies up my ass for the last 15 years.

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

10 dollars a day for 15 years. You've all handled my ass pennies.

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top

[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 13 hours ago

Entramanure

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

its been on my camera roll since 2022

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Can confirm. I was the ambition. I sat there.

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.

[–] nymer@lemmy.zip 111 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Like a holding cell of a Greensboro, NC police station

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

The private table in the break room.

Thats the booth near the bar where servers roll silverware.

[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a table covered in actual chilli

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[–] Postimo@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago

Pshh, you have to imagine? I've lived it buddy.

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[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't know Chili's had a VIP section. Then again I'm a poor unambitious schlub.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You won't believe what happens in the Chili's Champagne Room.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

What's so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?

[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 63 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Sounds like a linkedin lunatic

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[–] Undoobitably@fedinsfw.app 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Successful people aren't eating at Chili's, lol

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

That’s right I do curbside pickup

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

A truly successful person eats wherever the fuck they want without caring what lesser beings think

[–] maxthemummer@lemmus.org 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You should see the dumps where he used to dine.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Disgusting dumps are the aftermath of Chili's.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

sounds like you dont know what real success looks like

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago
[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Applebee's has a bip section?

[–] pheelicks@lemmy.zip 10 points 22 hours ago

Yes, the barely important person section is quite big.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 20 points 1 day ago

Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He also got the "2 can dine for ~~$10.99~~ $25.99" and ate it all.

-price reflects adjustment for inflation.

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