And everybody clapped.

Ah. See. Usually it's my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.

I'm no longer allowed at outback.

I've only eaten at an Applebee's once, and I assume Chili's is the Tex Mex equivalent. Who's eating at these places? The food is shit and it isn't really cheaper than other places

"...sir."

How you know it's fake. No one calls a human in a Chili's "Sir."

Look if you bring your business (if incorporated) to a restaurant you are bringing a person by definition. It’s not just a person, but also a tax deductible expense.

Why the tolerant left doesn’t understand this is beyond me.

Would make more sense if you asked for a table for 4 then no?

One of the last times I went to chili's a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without gutting up. Chili's has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.

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It sucks my first movie I watched with him was The Day after Tomorrow, where he was too old to be a teenager.

Then I remember seeing him in Zodiac, where (to me) he looked too young to be a father across all those years.

So he he is flip flopping from too old and too young for evey movie. I love him in Prisoners, but he still looks like a cosplayer who accidentally became a police officer there