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[–] azdle@news.idlestate.org 36 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Your meme is already out of date.

GitLab just announced a CVSS 10.0 unauthenticated RCE: https://docs.gitlab.com/releases/patches/patch-release-gitlab-19-5-1-released/

[–] dfyx@piefed.social 6 points 2 hours ago

AGAIN?! That’s the third one in two months.

[–] _hovi_@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GJdan@programming.dev 6 points 2 hours ago

That's too damn bad! You keep patching!

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 54 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Uhhhhhh. Did you hear the news out of Wales?

A gov contractor left a user account called test2 with the password of Password1 in a prod system.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 minutes ago

I give him credit for the one. I never would have guessed that by brute force.

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 5 points 1 hour ago
[–] trashboat@piefed.social 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Including the AfD email leak, too?

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 hour ago

Normal leak: This is does not spark joy.

AfD leak: This sparks joy.

[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but that's a good thing.

[–] trashboat@piefed.social 1 points 7 minutes ago

Oh for sure; just…. a lot of infosec news in general this week

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In Chinese 4 sounds like death, and I think that's beautiful.

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

Japanese too!

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 3 hours ago

Cap'n its wednesday

[–] Shalien@piefed.projetretro.io 9 points 4 hours ago

France biggest Isp break 3/4 of it's network