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The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike 😠

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It seems the solution to all your problems are:

  • Big trucks
  • Suburban sprawl
  • Privatized healthcare
  • Rabid anti-communism
  • Christian-fascist leaders
[–] Trihilis@ani.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

3 of those are already set in motions.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I live in the Netherlands. Every year I see more and more American trucks on the road. The cancer is spreading.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

There is hope! I convinced my neighbor to downgrade his f150 into a Tacoma....

I can't stand big cars.

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

We need a 500% tariff on US vehicles.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or a mountain bike with suspension

Or drinking less soda

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The worst part is becoming accustomed to fresh, high-quality food and espresso within 100m of every human at all times.

Also, OP, why are you having "American Breakfast"? Where's your croissant?

[–] python@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Where's your croissant?

In my MOUF

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The deathgrip. As if that croissant owes you money or something.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

She's just still so mad that her drinks are all shaken up.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you dipping that croissant in ketchup

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's probably jam

Tomato jam

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think she's Scandinavian.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At folk fra Skandinavia pleie å dekke alt med ketchup selv om det ikke passer i det hele tatt.

[–] 9blb@feddit.org 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are those croissants store-bought or from a bakery/cafe? Because i'd like to know where I can buy vegan croissants that look that good.

[–] python@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

They're from Moss, a chain of bakeries around the Aachen area ^^ Their vegan Streuselbrötchen are incredible as well!

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ha! I needed baguettes, got two and tossed them in the bike basket, feeling so European, until one loaf bounced out and was run over by a car, at which point I felt oh so American!

[–] dabster291@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

somebody crusha ma baguette 🐭😡

[–] percent@infosec.pub 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

American here. I have seen plenty of roadkill in my lifetime, but none of it was ever a baguette.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago

In my experience the roadkill is way more likely to be the cyclist. You really can't ride a bike where I live.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Shaking does not affect this the way you think it does. You'll be fine as long as you wait like 10-60 seconds after shaking vigorously. The liquid and gas pressure inside will reach equilibrium, and no matter how much shaking you do, it won't degas further.

Also, keep in mind that it's mostly temperature and surface area that causes soda to degas (fall out of solution).

Fun fact: this is why paper straws are inferior to plastic straws for drinking soda, because paper is insanely more porous than plastic, and causes rapid degassing of the soda inside of the straw, rather than in your mouth, throat, and stomach. (There are other reasons, too, but this one is often not considered by most people)

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you shoot your finger against the side (like shooting away a cigarette bud) several times, then slowly rotate the bottle around it's axel while it's standing on a table several times, you can safely open them without them squirting all over the place. It truly works, also with shaken soda/beer cans.

What I do with these groceries is put them in a bag on my back or in my hand when cycling. The rack is for other stuff like veggies and other stuff that can handle the shaking or might get shitty when stuffed in a bag.

But you have a nice rack on your bike. Although it looks hard to take anyone on the back, unless they stand upright.

[–] CoffeeTails@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I can confirm, flicking your finger on the side of the bottle works. I have no Idea why tho.

[–] __dev@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

There's more CO2 dissolved in the water than there can be at atmospheric pressure. The CO2 is constantly trying to escape, but in order to do so it needs a nucleation site that disturbs the water. When the drink is shaken, lots of little bubbles form, and stick to the inner wall of the drink. These bubbles are nucleation sites. Flicking the side of the drink makes them float up and pop.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Increases pressure so the gases dissolve back into the liquid. Probably.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

That makes no sense. I apply way more pressure than a flick just by holding the bottle to open it

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Two nuns are riding their bikes back to the convent.

One nun says to the other, “I don’t think I’ve ever come this way before.”

And the other one says, “It's the cobblestones.”

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is why you need aomwthing with tank treads. Like a tank for example

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Op didn't say if they were in Germany or not.

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or just say you're feeling like Poland and tanks will appear

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They need to be cooled anyway before being drunk, so the beverage has some time to relax

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

also if you spin the bottle a few times (while it’s oriented normally) all of the bubbles stuck to the side go to the top and redissolve….
learned it on “better call saul” and it works amazingly.
….
since the bubbles are lighter than the liquid, when you spin it centrifugal force knocks the bubbles off the wall….

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Would have been fine if you bought real food/drink.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

How would padding it with vegetables have helped? Would seltzer water have been less shaken up?

Shaming someone biking to and from the store for getting zero calorie soda is ridiculous. Post the contents of your last trip to the grocery store. Made on foot or bike I’m sure, right?

To be clear, even if the answer to that was yes and you eat nothing but ‘health food’ it wouldn’t give you the right to sneer at what other people eat and drink.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

As someone who's lived on a cobblestone street before, it's nice to look at, but a lot less functional than asphalt or concrete. Especially trying to walk home from the bar with a few drinks in you.

[–] python@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

They're apparently also pretty good for slowing down cars in pedestrian-heavy areas, but yeah, taking a fall on those after a few drinks does hurt like shit haha

[–] original_reader@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

On the pro side, if done well, they outlast every tar road by centuries.