this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2026
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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 33 points 12 hours ago

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees!

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 hours ago

They're the cat's meow

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 20 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Downvote for not making them soapy

[–] QueenMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Here you go.

NSFW

Flat, underdeveloped, bad picture, ugly...but a little soapy. Enjoy, I guess...

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago

Nice stingers!

Or is that not how boobees work?

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Favourite meme trend ever. Btw, as a certified pervert... Anyone who doesn't see women's titties in all these pics is utterly crazy.

[–] QueenMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The titties are not what I meant, those are fine. I meant literally everything else about me. Sorry...

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 hours ago

Life’s too damned short to hate yourself.

You’re cool and make funny words on Lemmy. Good enough for a lot of us.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Low self-esteem is hard to fight. All those around you can do is say how it looks to them, which doesn't necessarily change how you feel.

This is an outrage. There should be a self-confidence beam or something.

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 hours ago

Nice looking meowmarries !

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Bobas soft and nice, beebas sting and hurt :(

[–] notabot@piefed.social 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

No, that way round they're just fuzzy and like to lick you back.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

Like a puppy in a bag on the subway

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The sting is on the inside.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago

Cats have six beebs

[–] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Stripped beebs!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 14 hours ago

So simple yet so funny!