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[โ€“] Lydia_K@lemmy.world 2 points 19 minutes ago

Become undrinkable

[โ€“] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Where the fuck have all the free range, organic humans gone? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 minutes ago

Dead from diseases that were eradicated generations ago

[โ€“] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

All the granola moms turned conservative

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 hour ago

Of, for the good old days of blood flavored with opium and copious amounts of gin ๐Ÿง›.

[โ€“] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

https://youtu.be/Ogi6vHFfEP4

[off topic?]

Vampire can only feed off of those who love him.

[โ€“] Hellvampire@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

Why do you think I'm hiding in hell? It was more fun when it was a surprise beer or rum. Now everyone is full of this shit...

[โ€“] CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

my vampire when she realises that I'm not taking any psychiatric meds....

[โ€“] khanh@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

your vampire?!?!?! tell me how

[โ€“] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 minutes ago

So, you know how farmers own dairy cows...?

[โ€“] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 8 hours ago

they probably can smell it. vampires have all thier senses enhanced.

[โ€“] Malica@lemmy.zip 20 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Drugs too, nobody raw dogging reality right now.

[โ€“] Stolas@lemmy.ca 1 points 41 minutes ago

I take my pills and I'm happy all the time, happy all the time, happy all the time.

[โ€“] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

You mean drugs other than there Tylenol, psychiatric medicine and marijuana mentioned in op?

[โ€“] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Well marijuana is barely a drug nowadays, the psychiatric medicine could be anything from a mild antidepressant to amphetamine to xanax though, so that may or may not count as not raw dogging reality (though honestly I can say that the amphetamine doesn't affect your perception of reality)

[โ€“] cruseo@piefed.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Except for the micro plastics, those are all drugs. One of them was even recreational, depending on the state.

[โ€“] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Actually that one was a macroplastic