And they say romance is dead.
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2026
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'I'm glad you came'
Come again?
thanks u too
If she tells me nice cock, I know she's lying. It don't even work right half the time.
It work left half the time?
No, he's righting half the time.
But why would he work to right only half the time? If you're righting the time you should right all of it so it's all upright.
And how would his rooster even right the time?!????
Oh god, an authoritarian dick
The uncertainty is what makes the one-eyed bandit so thrilling
My brain really wanted this to be a limerick.
I know I am one lucky chick
When he sends me his pre jack-off pic
He is truly a god
When he shows me his rod
But I tell him, quite simply, "nice dick"
I read this in Bill Kutis’s voice
"Great another generic empty comment....why don't they ever say anything new, like what about my hands?" - block.
I never really got poetry. Until now.
I read this in the voice of Eminem
i did too. i think it was the palm reference. i almost expected it to end with moms sphageetti
Nice cock bro