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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
 
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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I still can't figure out what happened here. You poop, the toilet is then blocked by poop. You panick and reach in with your hands and successfully retrieve the poop and toss it out the window, now you're in the bathroom, toilet hopefully unclogged and with shitty hands and you now decide to bring the poop BACK in to the bathroom through the window!? Huh!?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She took the turd out, mummified it, and then tied to launch it out of the window. Problem was that the window had two panes and she didn't realize so it got stuck between the two. She tried to retrieve the poo but got stuck attempting to get it back out. I could link to the actual article but I think it's funnier to link to this. Start at 1:21:10

Here you go

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

I still would have had trouble fully understanding were it not for the full size image with that chick's legs sticking out the top of the space between the 2 windows. Haha. Pretty rough that on top of everything it makes the news and then later this game show.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the link—I can’t believe they let him get away with not explaining “the most interesting bit”.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I remember the story correctly the poop wound up getting caught someplace very obviously visible from the bathroom window

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah... you pretty much got it, but the poop was stuck between the window and a sealed outer window. Thus her climbing up to retrieve it.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only thing I can think is maybe the Pooh got stuck between window panels or a screen? Probably didn't make it "out" the window all the way.

Or she's just into that shit.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Into that shit," indeed

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

She's a keeper, Yes Sir she keeps all her poo.

[–] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Purchase a Pocket Poop Knife.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

pocket poop switchmachete

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope they ended up getting married.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Their two kids can be named Shit and Stain

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you for making my dating fails pale in comparison.

~Also, I am rooting for her getting a second date. That would make a great “How I Met Your Mother” story for the kids.~

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

They did have a second date according to the article.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let all thee who have never tried to throw their own poop out their Tinder date's window cast the first turd.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

A tale as old as time.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Somehow I’m not blaming the lady.

Fix your plumbing in your house/apartment !

[–] swemg@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or maybe flush mid poo if you're shiting stumps.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Worst case. Get your hands dirty. Mash it up a little.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I mean she had already reached in and grabbed it out

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'd normally agree with you, but I've seen people pass one single giant turd too firm and thick to fit down any toilet hole. Like a nerf football. No clue how that doesn't split a person in two

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

😂😂😂😂

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I know someone who keeps a stick behind his toilet because he poops like twice a week and he has to break them to flush

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

What is a stick but a toilet knife by another name

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

He prefers that to consuming fiber? Geezus.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

It does.

::: NSFW Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure :::

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even after all this time on Earth, I'm amazed to imagine there are human beings with this kind of problems... I'm gonna go out on a limb and imagine this is a US thing?

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry, I didn't mean this specific story, I meant the concept of "huge plumbing blocking turds are totally a normal thing". But yeah, I guess it's not just the US then.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

I would imagine germany/belgium/holland having the hardest time of it.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This reminds me of those "my tinder date got stuck in a window, I decided to have a little fun before helping her" porn videos

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just a little bit more of a niche category.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I feel like she may have not gotten a second date

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

That is very considerate of her to try not to leave it there.

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, ive been through this. Twice ive had to throw my large poop out of a window. Once a garbage disposal.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

It happens to everyone, once in awhile.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Just tossing this out there because I wanted to read more about it.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

Edit: the interview with her date changes it a little... I guess he helped her get the poo back to the toilet... So strange, thank you so much for this article OP!

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Actually kind of sweet.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago

She should get together with that Spanish politician that eats his own shit.