Looks pretty standard to me
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I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.
8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.
Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.
- It's not a good spork.
I am particular about forks and spoons, preferring they are thin and relatively straight - this fork looks too thick, but I don't mind how narrow it is
5 because it at least appears to do the job
Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10
- I hate it, but it appears functional
Limited usefulness because it's too narrow. Don't like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn't want one. Tines seem overly sharp.
Probably good for getting olives out of jars.
Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson
Pretentious restaurant/10. They're going to serve you bubbles or pour chocolate sauce on your hands or some dumb shit.
This fork isn't stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.
8/10.
I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.
I immediately downvoted this fork.. then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10
Doesn't matter what the scale is: it's still zero.
I'd give it a perfect 5/7
Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.
Knork/10
Not specific but technically follows the set rating system
It looks like someone made a fork based on a toddler's drawing of a fork
I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.
Number five is number one. Number seven is number two. Number three and number four are tied for number three.
5.67/10
Crab Fork
8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.
Also good for oysters!
Certainly less than a full 4.
Why TF is Lemmy's nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?
I mean, that's half of mine. How did we get here?
Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.
5/7
Perfect.
100%
3.145183813819291837
Specific enough?
I guess but I'd prefer a rational answer.
That is a rational number
Yes, that's technically allowed.
backscratcher/10
That looks like a fork at a restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than a regular fork. With this fork, you get to experience the chefs childhood struggles growing up in poverty, withou proper tools to succeed in life. As you fumble around trying to scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.
3/10 for the artistic expression
1/10 for the meal
I can not rate this based on this photo. It doesn't even show the complete fork. And how much does it weigh? Where's the banana for scale?
That's somehow worse
It looks like a Botero painting
Zero thousand.
More practical than many Star Trek forks
3/10 Probably balanced OK and has a certain comfy weight in your hand. But the shape is , all by very distinct, no good at differentiating between handle and fork head. Function wise is the ability to poke food with the fork in question OK but could be improved. But the ability to scoop things up is lost with this fork, the head is just to small and to thick. And i personally hate the different dept oft cut in the forkhead.
-2/10
4/10.
Great for its intended use, but performs very poorly at some fork functions.
4/10, not for the unique tines but for the bulbous and tapered handle. Not as comfortable to hold and use as your standard fork.
4k
Looks like it has good mouth-feel. As a fidget toy, 5/10; as a fork, 2/10
You like a good mouthfeel don’t cha
Dali/10