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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Excellent for pokin' olives. 7/10

I was gonna say eyes

[–] GoddessGundy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that's a manufacturing dud but I'll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it's trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

[–] falynns@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

3/10. Not great, Bob.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

Because that fork has trisomy 21.

[–] orenj@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago

I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.

8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.

Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.

[–] Toes@ani.social 2 points 6 hours ago

Looks pretty standard to me

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)
  1. It's not a good spork.
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

5 because it at least appears to do the job

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago

I am particular about forks and spoons, preferring they are thin and relatively straight - this fork looks too thick, but I don't mind how narrow it is

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 23 points 22 hours ago

Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 21 hours ago
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago

This fork isn't stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.

8/10.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago
  1. I hate it, but it appears functional
[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 94 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Looks like Barts older cousin

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Limited usefulness because it's too narrow. Don't like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn't want one. Tines seem overly sharp.

Probably good for getting olives out of jars.

[–] jim3692@discuss.online 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

That's not a fork that's a thnork

I immediately downvoted this fork.. then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

Pretentious restaurant/10. They're going to serve you bubbles or pour chocolate sauce on your hands or some dumb shit.

[–] kwilson@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I'd give it a perfect 5/7

Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter what the scale is: it's still zero.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Joke’s on you, the scale is from 3 to 17, and 13 is the highest rating.

[–] piefood@feddit.online 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It looks like someone made a fork based on a toddler's drawing of a fork

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Crab Fork

8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Number five is number one. Number seven is number two. Number three and number four are tied for number three.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why TF is Lemmy's nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

I mean, that's half of mine. How did we get here?

Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Bricks? I've seen a surprising amount about utensils, but I think i missed the bricks.

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

3.145183813819291837

Specific enough?

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess but I'd prefer a rational answer.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 minutes ago

3.145183813819291837 isn't the beginning of π, it's just some random number that happens to also start with 3.14

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Certainly less than a full 4.

[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 7 points 1 day ago

backscratcher/10

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