Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10

If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that's a manufacturing dud but I'll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it's trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

7/10

Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations

Because that fork has trisomy 21.

Something about the shape tells me this will be a 10/10 x-ray during an emergency room visit.

Excellent for pokin' olives. 7/10

3/10. Not great, Bob.

4 out of 5 prongs.

Tines are uneven, 4/10

Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg

8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.

1. It's not a good spork.

I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.

8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.

Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.

I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.

Looks pretty standard to me

Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10

Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

5 because it at least appears to do the job

This fork isn't stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.

8/10.

2. I hate it, but it appears functional

I immediately downvoted this fork.. then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

Limited usefulness because it's too narrow. Don't like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn't want one. Tines seem overly sharp.

Probably good for getting olives out of jars.

I am particular about forks and spoons, preferring they are thin and relatively straight - this fork looks too thick, but I don't mind how narrow it is

I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.

Knork/10

I'd give it a perfect 5/7

Pretentious restaurant/10. They're going to serve you bubbles or pour chocolate sauce on your hands or some dumb shit.

Crab Fork

8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.

Why TF is Lemmy's nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

I mean, that's half of mine. How did we get here?

Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.

It looks like someone made a fork based on a toddler's drawing of a fork

I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

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Specific enough?