It's almost September, so any day now the Christmas music should start!
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I'm going to the front lines of the war on christmas... on the side of Halloween
Wow. Way to ruin my day. I wish we could go back to the previously agreed upon start date of the day after Thanksgiving to start with Christmas stuff.
I need to make a list of hymns that are better for that period of the liturgical year to spam corporations with to create a bipartisan stand with the secular community against early initiation of Christmas. Even if you want to claim you're a cHrIsTiAn oRgAnIzAtIoN it's still inappropriate to begin Christmas festivities before advent.
In my book the only legitimate timeslot to start it is between the first sunday of advent and december the 6th and it must end by january the 6th otherwise you're liable to be dragged down into hell by the music demon or whatever
I’m going to go insane the first time I hear Christmas music while it’s 90 degrees out. Summer heat lasts here until like, October, so goodbye sanity!
Look, snow!
34 more weekend days until Christmas!
Costco is already selling wrapping paper here
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you got to admit the last one has certain kick
There's also that one about how stinky Batman is.
If Christians really wanted no man to experience eternal death we would have way less problems in the world
As the least religious person, I still find the last type to be the least annoying.
For real, I'm down to listen to some Amy Grant any time
"stop wanting shit" and "muh memories 😭😭😭" are also genres
A Punk Rock Christmas is always one I listen to. Seriously, who the fuck forgets the pepperoni?
None of them fit All i want for christmas - Maria Carey.
Unless you count her as Santa being horny. I wouldn't.
I would put that under "I want shit"
Yeah, i think i brainfarted hard. Somehow wanting "someone" didn't compute as wanting "something".
You're shit
Goddamn right, what about it?
What flavor is the eternal death?
Bitter. Only way left to get it is to refuse to let yourself be forgiven, while simultaneously refusing to acknowlege that for which you could be condemned. The two halves of that sentence are two sides of the same coin, and refusing to go quietly into the night, alone, does not keep death at bay.
So, spicy chicken?
Damn, if only. I'm thinking stale bread sandwich, with no toast or crusts.
That's a menu option at Turoni's
Allegedly tastes like ham, but reports are sketchy
Ironically, cake.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?
"Look, snow!"
(Or "Santa's horny," for the furries.)
Forgot the one about the pushy pervert
Ugh, this debate again? It's not even Christmas time.
Was at the drug store today. Full Halloween mode.