teslasaur

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[โ€“] teslasaur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, i think i brainfarted hard. Somehow wanting "someone" didn't compute as wanting "something".

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[โ€“] teslasaur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

None of them fit All i want for christmas - Maria Carey.

Unless you count her as Santa being horny. I wouldn't.