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I Assumed 'Twas The Boot Code (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The convenient toe remote.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

so true

[–] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Who turns off the computer?

[–] AlsaValderaan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I hibernate my work PC so it doesn't auto update and close all my stuff. I'd like to do that on my own at the end of the week, tyvm

Also I get to softly kick the front every morning.

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[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

According to the internet, this also works on people

[–] xoggy@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

The Screen Savers for your education: https://youtu.be/CJh-QhhzTKo

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This brings back memories. I’d turn on my big ass HP with my foot and its bright blue LED power button would light up the room.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Blue?

Look at Mr fancy pants over here with blue power indicators on their childhood computer.

Most of us made due with red, or if you were lucky, green.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Yellow was also an option

Yellow LEDs annoy me. Our traffic lights used to be red, amber, and green. Now they're LED amber lights have been replaced with yellow

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

That's fair.

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[–] ExcaliburtheHero@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I did that till my i used my desktop till 2019

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[–] username123@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

WHO let the dogs out !?

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Why are you taking up nice clean desk space with a big generally ugly box and lots of cords? Keep things tidy that under that desk.

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