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[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 4 months ago (5 children)
[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh my god it’s political bimboficiation.. that’s fucking fascinating.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The South Park season 28 episode 1 made fun of it . It's definitely a ghoulish look.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago

Writing for Mother Jones, Inae Oh called Mar-a-Lago face "gender-affirming care the right can celebrate".[9]

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Week called the "look" a "must-have accessory" for the inner circle of President Donald Trump. [...] Matthew J. Nykiel, a board-certified surgeon, stated the appearance is modeled after Ivanka Trump's appearance.

Holy shit.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is Trump that demented that he actually thinks all those people are Melania? I wouldn't be surprised.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No, Ivanka. He’s losing his minds so fast he probably regularly forgets he’s married to the Soviet Spy.

Same thing happened to my MIL with Alzheimer’s. Was sad for her but she was mostly nice about it. Others aren’t so nice and get paranoid psychosis. I guess we’ll see what the fucking President of the US ends up being like, if they don’t just start hiding him and AI-Generating all his speeches like the Kirk one.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 15 points 4 months ago

its also called magamorphosis

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There is something humorous about the fact that they give this description

a plastic surgery and fashion trend among American conservative and Republican women [...]

And later gives this list

Notable public figures described as having the Mar-a-Lago face include First Lady Melania Trump, Matt Gaetz, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Kristi Noem, and Trump's daughter-in-law Lara Trump.

There is a good joke to be made about Matt Gaetz being the only "man" in it, but I fail to find the words that safely makes it feel acceptable, so I'll just point it out and assume that lout probably had choice words about the importance of "masculinity" or some such.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago

kimberly guilfoyle is actually the end stage of maralgo face.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Looking at recent pictures of Jared Kushner it seems like he uses less Botox now than first trump presidency.

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 50 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He’s a male? I thought he was a pedophile.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 4 months ago

looks like beavis or butthead.

[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 4 points 4 months ago

I thought he was a pedophile.

No a Republican, but i repeat myself

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Used to just be called a dumb face.

If you see me making this face it means I'm peeing in your pool.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Yes, but it is a Botox-stabilized dumb face.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

I was thinking of this one too, lol.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 4 months ago

I think I've killed this dude in a GTA game.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 15 points 4 months ago
[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

I've always said looking like a cheap plastic doll was a requirement for women in pedonald's circle.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

Poster child of why civilized people don’t inbreed.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Has his face been 'kirked' in the above picture? The face seems a bit small for the size of the head.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 16 points 4 months ago

I think their heads just naturally expand as they get further right.

It's nature's way of saying "snipe me".

[–] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You cannot convince me that OP and everyone else has been secretly resizing his face on his head in every pic of him.

I don't watch any videos featuring him, but I assume those are fake, too

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

He looks like a 70/30 mix of Butthead/Beavis

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

Haven't heard of old Master Gaetz in a while. It was nice.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's not even his worst looking face either. Was it that CPAC last year with sun tan panda-eyes and smooth botox forehead?

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Idk the smirk 😏 he gave tucker about 17 yr old woman was real fucking iffy.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Wtf is a 17-year-old woman? "Child" is the word your looking for.

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

He looks like he tries to spot a fly on his forehead. "Hehehehe... fly..."

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Anyone ever seen Nightbreed?

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

Clive Barker's Nightbreed, by Clive Barker?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Except that ghoul wasn't a bad guy.

[–] Ixoid@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago
[–] stenAanden@feddit.dk 5 points 4 months ago

Deleted from the funny community btw

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago