My morning as a Texan
Knock on the door… I open the door with my 1911 cocked locked and ready to rock.
It’s a sheriff with his own drawn. He goes to shoot my dog but the dog pulls a beretta. We laugh at the dog for his immigrant gun.
Sheriff tells me there’s trouble at the watering hole so I ride out to grab bubba.
I shoot my horse because I was pretty sure it hurt its leg later and grab one of the many spares roaming around…
Head to the watering hole to see an Italian man in a native headdress…
Shoot him because it was my right as an American
It was my Pa.
That sounds like the American IRS.you got to TRY to get arrested… they just want their money and since it’s a government they think long term “you only got 20 every other Friday? Well take that”
I imagine it’s like that with tv licenses “well you have to backpay and theirs a fine… but we’ll wave the fine if you set up a payment schedule “