AngryishHumanoid

Oh. Well shit I'd take either of those.

Well now I don't wanna.

Shit, I'm supposed to be working AGAINST them? Well I've been doing this all wrong.

I know what I'm about.

Whaddya mean "used to be", prude?!

I've been using this strategy my whole life without realizing it...

Sure, but on the other hand I connect emotionally with this tattoo more than most tattoos I see.

Now I'm reminded of my favorite quote from the Dresden Files:

Harry: You’re in America now. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you’d prefer.

Luccio: Did you bring a sandwich?

Harry: Who do I look like, Kissinger?

This reminds me of the Arkham Horror board game and my favorite character: the farmhand. His backstory is that he sees a weird animal out in the field killing the cows. Instead of suffering sanity damage like most characters he just figures: well can't have animals hurting the cows, so he grabs his shotgun and kills it.

Rewind!

I've no idea why finding this funny or not is a political spectrum issue. Like even if you wanted to say people of one side or another would be more likely to find it funny or not you shoehorning it in here feels pretty fucking weird, like you were waiting to make it a political thing.

I'm gonna have to disagree that they are the same. Unconditional surrender, occupation of an opposing force, then negotiation to recover leadership of your own territory is not the same as a negotiated cease fire.