Assman

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Someone watched the "Goth2Boss" DVD in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tf you mean fixed

Looks like it was a ... boobie trap in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was gonna send this to my wife but he wouldn't get the joke

Basic American etiquette in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One egg!? I'm sorry is this the USSR?

Ok. Which one of you has been annoying the teacher? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

How do I keep my salad dressing from separating? I'll make a nice vinegrette and by time I'm eating it it's just oil on top of lemon juice.

Edit: this advice is terrible. Mustard? Eggs? Shake it? I'm not making an omelette.