Devjavu

joined 2 years ago
[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Am an apprentice and my car broke down recently.

Tuesdays we have our long school day and for whatever fuckin reason some goof decided to make the day start at 11 AM. So I now sit from 11 AM till 6 PM in school, at which time the janitor always comes over to let us know, through the window, while we're still in class, that he is going home now and has closed the main gate, so we no have to use the secondary gate. Take into consideration that without a car it takes me 1 and a half hours for travel, twice, That makes a school day from 9:30 AM to 7:30 PM.
Weird ass day.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Might be time to pay him a visit.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 month ago

It's Schrödinger. Saying Schrodinger is like saying Stefe or Piter.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Negative lubrication

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But isn't the thin metal equally as dangerous to slice your foot on?

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Should I know these people or is it just random gifs?

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because it echoes when I fart?

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in your ass anyway…

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Only one company knows how to make ketchup?

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

BAAAABE, I WANT A KID.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

In disclusion I should probably learn my engrish.

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