Ah good call, released within a year of each other, I'm probably merging the two in my head to some extent.
PhilMcGraw
joined 2 years ago
This broke my brain, I identified it as "The Mist" but I was 100% sure Mark Wahlberg was the main character so I was trying to work out what the joke was/why Wahlberg was replaced.
Guess I have my own Berenstein Bears thing going on.
It's crazy how you poor mutilated people have no idea how it was designed to work.
For one, I haven't had smegma since my parents taught me to clean behind the foreskin (arguably later than they should have) when I was 7. You think we're all just walking around with dirty penises?
For two, the foreskin pulls back below the head, you can pull it down far enough that you look circumcised then you can pull it back over. Pull is a strong word it doesn't take effort, but doing this is pleasurable to the point of ejaculating (i.e. that's one way to masturbate as a person with a foreskin). No need for lube.