i'm cut and have no idea what this meme is about. growing up, i thought all dicks just looked like mine, i only found out about what a dick is supposed to look like the first time i watched porn...
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Most porn dicks are cut though?
With a strong enough erection (such as when having sex, aka what you'd see in porn) cut and uncut look the same. The difference only shows itself with a semi or when soft
Okay, maybe not the first time I watched porn, but it was one of the times I watched porn
Personally I would rather get bottom surgery
Same
Also uncut looks better IMHO.
As a gay man, and a slut, i think I have an opinion that matters here. I don't believe that they can be compared directly. Some cut ones are cut way far back and seem to cause pain, while others are crazy long and look like a weird sea creature. I have never noticed a large difference in cleanliness or sensitivity. They do taste different.
They do taste different.
I was not ready for that 💀
Me, who has learned where the ladyparts lay, enjoys taking time to get to know them and typically doesn't need mechanical assistance due to sufficient preamble.
Well its not like I chose male genital mutilation.
Edit: I just realized I replied to the wrong comment. 🤦♂️
It can be wet down there but still bad friction though. Lube is a game changer.
(this is about jorkin' it)
The true art is in knowing who's "it" is getting jorked
Hahaha and by "it" lest just say.. my peanits
a man of culture
TBH no idea how the foreskin helps with jerking a fully erect penis. Do you pull it all the way up, somehow? Or do you just have that much smegma?
It rolls over the glans.
So you just kind of. Like. Roll it.
every now and then i'm reminded to be thankful i got to keep mine, jesus christ lmao
I'm uncircumcised, actually.
It's crazy how you poor mutilated people have no idea how it was designed to work.
For one, I haven't had smegma since my parents taught me to clean behind the foreskin (arguably later than they should have) when I was 7. You think we're all just walking around with dirty penises?
For two, the foreskin pulls back below the head, you can pull it down far enough that you look circumcised then you can pull it back over. Pull is a strong word it doesn't take effort, but doing this is pleasurable to the point of ejaculating (i.e. that's one way to masturbate as a person with a foreskin). No need for lube.
I'm uncircumcised. The foreskin is automatically pulled down/back when you're fully erect (or at least mine is...), what mystifies me is how you'd pull it back up far enough that you can use it in place of lubrication for the glans. Is your foreskin just that long? Mine certainly isn't.
So I think there's 2 parts to this, one is different people are different but the other is that when masterbating one might not be quite as erect as with a partner
Sounds like TYL... ;)
Not sure I understand, but you grab below glans and force foreskin on and off the penis head repeatedly. Don't have to pull it all the way to the tip, going halfway is enough. The foreskin skin is much smoother than hands, so barely any lube is required, just the natural skin oil is enough. I wouldn't call it smegma as it usually refers to white substance full of dead skins and bacteria, but the underside of healthy clean penis foreskin is naturally a little wet.
you can move the skin up and down, so ur hand doesnt have to slide
... who's out here sliding their hand? The skin slides relative to the deeper layers, foreskin or not
people that use lube
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[…] Or do you just have that much smegma?
What a day to have eyes.
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I'd honestly love to see a world war between circumcised and uncircumcised folks. I wonder who would win.
Old enough to have no choice in the matter. We should be pissed at the church, backward medicine and our parents, not each other.
Is the church even part of this? In most countries, christians don't practice circumcision.
They did heavily in lots of countries including mine. For decades and decades and decades. It was framed in two ways. You could go to hell if you didn't or you could get really sick and it could fall off. Wonderful direction from the church. In my specific case Catholic Church.
That's wild, I didn't expect that even the catholic church gets in on this. Where I live, this would sound completely absurd to most christians.
really weird thing to say about genital mutilation
Obviously the circumcised. They would easily convert the captures enemy soldiers to their side but the uncircumcised would not be able to do it.
jokes on you, i wear chainmail
Uncircumcised is the default and probably has a numerical advantage, but once you get circumcised, you can't go back. The circumcised can always convert people, and there's nothing the uncircumcised can do to stop their POWs from being forced to switched sides.
However, what about everyone who doesn't have a penis? Would their allegiance lie with the uncircumcised? Would people who've experienced genital mutilation join the circumcised? Who would formerly circumcised people who now don't have penises join? Would bottom surgery make someone automatically join team circumcision?
This whole thought experiment begs many questions.
Oh my, TnJessica, I was not expecting you here :D
I'm a mod here
I meant more the theory than you specifically.
Nonetheless, happy with everything ^ ^
Unexpected mod is unexpected still.
The circumcised can learn all the issues with it, then not circumcise their kids.
I think we would see an additional category. People that were circumcised against their will, wanting to go back to the side they may have loyalty for. Someone who was passionate that the uncircumcised side was the only side to be on, the righteous side, but was forced into circumcision.
I think they try to sew back on the foreskin. The thought may begin with some being ashamed that they lost their foreskin and had to “replace it”, but it may quickly become a thing of “who is going to know?”.
Problem is.. someone would come up with a way to tell. And the “true foreskiners” do not accept the “sewed on foreskiners”. There is bigotry and divided among their side. Causing an inner struggle and broken down factions of the same side. Some “sewed on foreskiners” may feel that the “true foreskiners” aren’t the side they used to be and won’t accept them anyways, so they removed the replaced foreskin to either join the circumcised or possibly start their own, new side. “The circumcised reborners”
Or the men that had a messed up circumcision so it looks uncircumcised when soft and circumcised when erect.
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Just when I thought Lemmy was over the trend of talking about stroganoff.
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