PhoenixDog

joined 6 days ago
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Why did he take his pants off before throwing the bottle at the child?

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Nah, same community just four times I think.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Sticks hand down friend's pants Hey bro... Where is it?

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And worse education. When the richest country in the world has only 50% of the adult population reads above a 6th grade level, you might suck as a country.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nipple Torture with beavers?

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Honestly sir, you just don't put the effort into your schemes like you used to.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

We probably should burn it down with how awful he's made the interior look with all that Temu gold plating and crap.

Burn it down so they can start fresh. You're never gonna get the Trump stank out of there.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Geneva Suggestions.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

This reads like NFT bros.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

This is sure gonna rile up the seperatists in Alberta.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Let's be honest. If you could marry a cat you would too.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (5 children)

My partner messaged me first asking if my cat's name was Dickface.

We were married 8 months later.

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