TheGiantKorean

Now you know if her ring is as big as a potato!

Or you just got engaged to a potato. Depending on which instructions you attempted to follow.

No. Too high on the scale.

I dated a redheaded preacher's daughter once

Start spreading buttcheeks

10 on the bottom

11 on top

Which card did you use to do this?

Why have a 6 pack when you can have a whole keg?

Definitely, but I also don't care for the flavor any more. It just tastes weird.

Now butter on the other hand... holy shit. You just can't replace that flavor. It's amazing.

Several years ago I became allergic to milk (like actually allergic, not lactose intolerant). I'm doing oral immunotherapy treatments for it now, so I have to drink 20mL of it a day. I used to love milk before I became allergic to it. Now I can't stand it. I'm not sure how I enjoyed it so much.

What about other peoples' farts?

Mine autocorrects normal words to cuss words.

Calling a pie a quiche would upset more people. Thus quiche.