Always upset that #6 is “quiche” and not “pie” which is obviously the broader category
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But a pie should have a lid. If anything #7 should be pie rather than calzome.
The lid is optional (pizza pie, pumpkin pie, quiche) I will die on this hill
I feel like there are more kinds of pies without lids than ones with them anyway.
But then that would make a covered pie a calzone! And a hot dog a taco! And soup a salad! And an omelette a salad! And ice cream a sala- wait... I think this system is growing on me...
What a splendid pie. Pizza pizza pie.
Could y'all please stop dieing on hills all the time?! I love hiking, but all the corpses are really disturbing.
And even with a lid, it isn't quite #7.
#7 is for things where there's basically no distinction between the top and bottom. Even pies with a crust on top has a distinct "top" side, whereas the sides and bottoms are all pie crust.
#7 is for calzones, corn dogs, burritos, dumplings, pot stickers, ravioli, etc.
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This means that a calzone is a pie or that a pie is a calzone
Calzone is a pie.
Pies with lids are calzones
So most pies are calzones? Because most pies have lids.
A slice of apple pie is a taco. A slice of pumpkin pie is toast. A whole apple pie is a calzone, a whole pumpkin pie is a quiche. See how silly you sound?
(/s, the whole thing is clearly silly)
My therapist will be hearing about this
But quiche is even more fucking delicious.
I mean, it’s basically an egg pie with cheese and/or bacon, how could it not be delicious?
Calling a pie a quiche would upset more people. Thus quiche.
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Walks in with a burrito
“Behold, a Calzone”
Walks in with a hot dog
“Behold, a taco”
Walks in with an enchilada
“Behold, sushi”
Fool! That isn't a cake!
It's a lasagna.
Lasagna is pasta cake
Isn’t McDonald’s bread legally cake due to its sugar content?
That court ruling was about Subway's bread, but I don't doubt McDonald's is similar.
If you're going to bring lawyers into this, we'll never see the end of it.
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The "sushi" should be "burrito". That's just one type of sushi, because what I picture when I hear "sushi" would probably be in the "toast" category (if rice counts as the "bread")
I’m confused by the salad. Shouldn’t it be dozens of layers? I’m unfamiliar with whatever this meme’s progenitor was
This is what it comes from, and this meme is a poor cut of the rules and logic, probably for space reasons.
A salad with croutons is nachos.
The layers have to be starches, but if you have croutons then chaos
Italian salad.
No, that's a "torst" whatever the fuck that is. You have a bottom of carb and no sides or top.
What if I put the meatballs down first and then top it with spaghetti?
Upside-down torst
“Toast”
Back in my day they used to charge by the pixel.
A quiche is a kind of pie. So that item should be the pie category, not the quiche category
Pie is just a sweet quiche with fewer eggs.
A cuiche is a casserole in a dough.
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Salad
Casserole is a salad eh? I kinda dig it
Sandwiches don't necessarily need to have bread on top.
Most sushi is not wrapped at all.
I call this BLASPHEMY!
Yep, that's right. What's your point?
A sausage roll is now sushi.
This is missing several configurations.
Like two open and adjacent faces like a shawarma, or the inverse of two filled adjacent faces, which is a folded pizza slice
I've started so many fights with this 😁
It's missing a wrap, which would be only the front wall open.
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