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I read 1. Thinking it was from a star trek community, talking about captain Kirk. Then was really confused when I got to 2.

My brain can't decide whether to read this as plaintive or as a veiled threat.

OwO please be nice to me VS Be nice to me (or else)

Its a similar joke.This one's usually 2 nuns are riding bikes...

The where's (wears) the soap joke is 2 nuns are in the bath. One asks the other where's the soap...

12 Dick men

75% of all aluminum ever mined is still in circulation- its also more efficient- recycling aluminum takes 5% of the energy it takes to produce it.

See also: "Where's the soap?"

"It does, doesnt it?"

Funny story. Back in the day, Massachusetts found a loophole- there was a case in my town, where a couple slave catchers showed up, and grabbed the wrong guy- the son of a buisness owner and prominent black family.

They were immediately besset upon by a mob, and got thrown in jail. There were riots, and people threatening to burn down the jail ( a 1room shack with just the 2 slavers in it)

When they were brought in for arraignment, judge decided on a summary judgment, claiming it was too dangerous for them, to either be released or held in custody for a trial.

He opted to impress them I to service, on a whaling ship, which was a 90% black crew.

Yep, he litterally made them slaves ri a black man. They were both 'lost at sea' within 2 months.

Shillman is some solid nominative determinism.

I was assuming he meant from inertia when it suddenly ground to a halt.

I also assume that he fell flat on his face, since he would have otherwise bragged about himself being in great shape like he normally does

Yes.

Thanks, I was stuck 330M americans.. so almost a million get shot ever day (per the original).... that can't be right