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"Lord of the Dicks"

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago

Ah yes, dick dick, my favorite movie

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 points 14 hours ago

Every dick, everywhere, all at once.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The Fifth Dick or The Dick Element

Hard choice, very hard indeed.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Schindlers dick, The never ending dick, Willy wonka and the dick, Dick unchained, How to train your dick, Dicks on a plane, Dickbusters, The wizard of dick, Beauty and the dick, the little dick, Dick club, The silence of the dick, American history dick, Raiders of the lost dick, Requiem for a dick, No country for old dick, Finding dick, Monte python and the holy dick, Dick me if you can, Million dollar dick, The dick hunter, Texas chainsaw dick, Night of the living dick, Rosemary’s dick, The bride of dickenstien, Bram strikers dickula, Interview with the dick, House of 1000 dicks, Revenge of the dicks, Dick academy,

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

On Her Majesty's Secret Dick

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

There is "Dick", "Dick", and "Dick".

The one with the clown in Derry, the one with the giant sandworms, and the one with the great white shark.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

The dick paradox

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 2 points 20 hours ago

Iron dick?

Dick man?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
  • 50 First Dicks

  • 28 Dicks Later

  • 12 Angry Dicks

  • The Men Who Stare At Dicks

  • Ocean's Dick

  • The Last Dick

  • Dick 2: Electric Boogaloo

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

12 Dick men

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[–] T4V0@lemmy.pt 7 points 1 day ago

Fun with Dick and Dick

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

dick Tracy

fuck, i suck at this game

[–] omxxi@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Big Dick in Little China

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dicks Everywhere All at Once

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

lol I thought the same thing but I just changed “thing”.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (8 children)
  • Me and You and Everyone We Dick
  • Green Dick
  • Lord of Dick
  • Dick the Duck
  • Happy Dick
  • My Dick
  • My Dick Ex-Girlfriend
  • The Last Dick on the Left
  • Evil Dick (Rise)
  • Army of Dick
  • Dick of a Unicorn
  • Scary Dick
  • Invasion of the Dick Snatchers
  • Beetlejuice Dick
  • My Big Fat Greek Dick

Let’s do Marvel!

  • Iron Dick
  • Ant-Dick
  • The Incredible Dick
  • Black Dick
  • Black Dick
  • Black Dick (just kidding, that one’s DC)
  • Guardians of the Dick
  • Spider-Man: Brand New Dick (coming soon!)
  • The Fantastic Dick: First Steps
  • Captain America: The Dick Avenger
  • Captain America: Dick War
  • Captain America: Brave New Dick
  • Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Dick
[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

For Marvel: Dick-Man

Deadpool Dicks Wolverine (Ryan Reynolds would be all for this one :p)

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My Big Fat Greek Dick

All funny but this was the best

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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Invasion of the Dick Snatchers

Sounds scary. 10/10 I would watch this.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fellowship of the dick

The dick towers

Return of the dick

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alternatively:

Dick of the ring

The two dicks

Dick of the king

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

: Return of the King

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

The Wonderful Dick of Henry Sugar

[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

12 years a dick

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago

How to Dick Your Dragon

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick

Seriously I'm on Lemmy and nobody's said "The Princess Dick" yet!?!? You people are getting lazy

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Invasion of the dick snatchers.

The sound of dicks

Dr. Strangedick, Or How I Stopped Worrying and Loved The Dick

Kung Pow- Enter The Dick

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago

If Kung Pow: Enter the Dick isn't a porno already then the industry has lost it's edge.

[–] EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago

Requiem for a dick

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

There Will be Dick

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Schindler's Dick

Dick Pianist

Once Upon A Dick in the West

To Dick A Mockingbird

It's A Wonderful Dick

Rosemary's Dick

The Dick That Rocks the Cradle

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's A Wonderful Dick

And the remake in 2025: It's a Dick Life

And the porn remake: Dick's a Wonderful Life

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

You only left out IT's Dick: Wonderful Life. Presumably a documentary about Pennywise's purple headed yogurt slinger? I haven't seen it.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dick

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The land before dick

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

He would've never been arrested if it weren't for his accidentally blocking the film projector with that thing.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 day ago

Big Momma's Dick

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