krooklochurm

I'm not into cartoons, but like, if cartoon people were real people Velma would be it for me. Smart women are sexy.

Nerrrrrg

Hornse

I'm a man in my 30s and I fucking love her music.

I really don't give a squirt of piss about her as a person but she consistently makes music I enjoy listening to.

It rolls over the glans.

So you just kind of. Like. Roll it.

I've always found a great way to deal with disappointment is to just eat razor blades dipped medical waste until the disappointment fades away. Hopefully they can give it a shot and it works for them too.

Yeah. For me it's be like: if we die then at least we'll die together.

NOW WIFE, PREPARE THE FALCONUS GIGANTICUS FOR COMBAT, FOR WE RIDE NOW INTO BATTLE ON THE PEREGRINE WINGS OF GENDER EQUALITY AND RECIPROCAL ORAL SEX, BUT IN A MORE IMPORTANT, MORE LITERAL WAY ON THE WINGS OF THIS BIG ASS BIRD.

Oh. Yeah it all makes sense now.

His eyes make my peepee soft.

I've lived in rural Canada and the majority of the people I knew were as dumb as a bag of hammers.

What a fucking idiot.

I mean this 100% seriously: the natives should sell every fucking drug known to mankind to non natives.

It's their sovereign land, they'd make a fucking killing, and there's an element of revenge there I quite like.