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THE BUMPS MADE HER VAGINA DO AN ORGASM

Warning: side effects include: a condition known as moneyspend, injury to yourself, strangers, and/or loved ones, urinating in alleys, acute cocaine intoxication, "wherethefucka i", "what the fuck happened last night itis", post sexual coitus encephalitis, limp dick, dry vagina, a nagging desire for lager bombs, poor Mexican accents, acute vitamin c poisoning, dehydration, a condition known as dirt knees. If you experience nausea, committing, or good judgment please consult a doctor immediately and consume more tequila. It's important that you do not operate heavy machinery while taking tequila unless it is a forklift or skid steer.

I want to train Israel to suck my dick, the entire country, once, clavicle deep, just get it right in there like you've drank too much and you're getting your stomach pumped.

I'm not into cartoons, but like, if cartoon people were real people Velma would be it for me. Smart women are sexy.

Nerrrrrg

Hornse

I'm a man in my 30s and I fucking love her music.

I really don't give a squirt of piss about her as a person but she consistently makes music I enjoy listening to.

It rolls over the glans.

So you just kind of. Like. Roll it.

I've always found a great way to deal with disappointment is to just eat razor blades dipped medical waste until the disappointment fades away. Hopefully they can give it a shot and it works for them too.

Yeah. For me it's be like: if we die then at least we'll die together.

NOW WIFE, PREPARE THE FALCONUS GIGANTICUS FOR COMBAT, FOR WE RIDE NOW INTO BATTLE ON THE PEREGRINE WINGS OF GENDER EQUALITY AND RECIPROCAL ORAL SEX, BUT IN A MORE IMPORTANT, MORE LITERAL WAY ON THE WINGS OF THIS BIG ASS BIRD.

Oh. Yeah it all makes sense now.

His eyes make my peepee soft.