numbermess

joined 2 years ago
[–] numbermess@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago

The leopard didn't eat [gestures somewhere] all my face! I am chosen! I am selected!

MTG, standing eyeball-deep in feasted leopard shit, gnashing and tearing away the flaps of flesh the leopard left behind

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

I know that feel. Welcome to the gang!

Sent from my Neato BotVac D7

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is not a conclusion or belief in anything. They're nihilists, Donny.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 23 points 3 months ago

Very tired of reading that this guy "melts down" like he is just some kind of shitty baby posting online and getting his feelings hurt. I firmly believe his is a baby but he is the kind of baby that gives permission, orders, and quotas to people to be their worst selves.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago

Your Honor, may I approach the bench and slam my three fingers of Cutty