thagoat

Moon+ has what you're looking for. Syncs to box, Dropbox, gdrive and webdav. And can download from opds libraries like calibre if you selfhost your epubs.

Cat mod at c/fuckcars

I do like copyparty, not sure about gitgub, though.

Gives you boobs

Well, obviously don't rely on MSN for news.

Oh. Well, he cleared that right up. Thank goodness.

I was about to start my lucrative career in DDoS but, alas, I've been thwarted.

I'd like to get a look at the batmobile right about now.

Such a manly man. Nothing screams "I'm a super serious, super macho, super secure guy!" like summoning all the top generals for a dick waving ceremony, and bombing fishermen from airplanes.

And your guess was?

Caiman on a gay man