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[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 181 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 145 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Congrats! You win a prize of some sort!

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 5 points 1 week ago

Alligator on a predator.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Idk why I thought "gator on a hater" but its close, I guess.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

I was gonna say gator on a (dic)tator, but I like yours better

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 week ago

on a dick tater!

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 54 points 1 week ago

Gator on a traitor?

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

Crocodile on a pedophile

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I was thinking "crock on a crook"

[–] Talaraine@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Croco on a taco xD

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

That's where I went too lol

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Sorry, but croc on a micropenis does not rhyme.

[–] underreacting@literature.cafe 29 points 1 week ago

Easy. Predator on a predator.

[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

Alligator on a kiddie raper.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lizard on a fucking lunatic

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Reptile on a pedophile.

Jokes aside please no AI.

[–] confusedboot@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago

A croc on a crook

[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Alligator on a perpetrator

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Caiman on a...layman?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

An eater of clocks on an eater of cocks

Lizard on a Grand Wizard

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

Okay, gator on a traitor I guess. I spent far too long trying to rhyme crocodile with pedophile

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Ai slop on a Pedo

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aligubba on Trump sucked off Bubba.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Wow. Really worked for that one.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Alligator on a sack of shit?

[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

I thought it was alligator on a dictator for sure but these comments sure opened my eyes to the possibilities

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Alligator on hate crime perpetrator

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Alligator on a dictator

[–] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Reptile on an Imbecile

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

how hard is it to find a picture of Trump and a picture of a alligator

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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Trump in a swamp

Chungus on a dungus

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Trump in a swump.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Alligator on a child predator?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago

Crocodile on a senile?

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Lester (the croc) on a molester.

[–] jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Future handbag on a present windbag?

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

An alligator molesting a pedophile.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Reptile dysfunction on the erectile dysfunction.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Tramp in the swamp?

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

Swamp puppy on Donald Trump

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Scales on a pale.

An alligatar on a reality star

[–] timeslip1974@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Croc on a cock?

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