tomiant

We updated the roads, your old car won't work on these.

My wall keeps crashing and I don't know why.

Developer, smacking wall: "This bad boy ain't going nowhere"

User base, rolling up their trebuchets:

And keep both walls for redundancy.

It's a bottle of vaseline. What's the weird-out?

How this isn't obvious and something we should collectively want is beyond me. We really don't fucking need more than 8 billion people. I don't think we need more than 1, and even that is pushing it.

I like being able to give instructions without having to poke a damn screen.

So they just trim the instructions so it doesn't take joke orders, so it can make more reasonable decisions, like:

"May I take your order?"

"Two double whoppers with extra mayo and a chocolate cherry banana sundae"

"Oh you've GOTTA be joking!"

Royale with cheese, fries with mayonnaise, and a beer. And no plastic cup either, but a glass of beer.

Yeah, I can't get over people scoffing at AI as if it isn't improving by the day, and fast.

Aye, it be true. It done been like the man say'th!

You were also able to type out a message and send it using a single hand, you only needed to recharge the phone once a week, and it didn't shatter like an icicle if you so much as sneezed at it, it was cheap and it didn't spy on you. Smart phones is the dumbest thing that happened to humanity.