zarathustrad

joined 1 year ago
[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Where there is a Whip, there is a Way.

https://youtu.be/rERo2BYdVnY

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Glucagon Grandpa

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was just chewing on a Pen.

Penius... but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

My Grandpa was a Seabee. That makes me 1/4 Sea Bee.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seabee

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hey, at least we didn't elect the "soft on Israel laughing Camella"!

Instead we got "raise the place and build a Resort/Casino" Orange fascist to make sure the genocide is done quickly and effectively.

It's what we voted for.

/S?

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Ohhhhhhhh…

Do you know the Penis man,

the Penis man, the Penis man?

Do you know the Penis man,

who drew on Drury Lane?

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I got banned for "threatening violence" for joking that Ryan Routh should get some help aiming for the neck from Tyler James Robinson.

No sense of humor...

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Full on Rapist you say? Like kids and stuff?

https://youtu.be/VyHD-Ii5WiQ

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 53 points 4 days ago (7 children)

As someone who has experienced Post graduate biology, at that point explaining some things does reach the level of "trust me bro" when speaking to people that have no baseline biology knowledge.

Do you want a series of 1 hour lectures and a few thousand pages of reading material? No? Then you just need to trust the experts.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 84 points 4 days ago

Plug me, like one of your French outlets.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Not certain about shit and poop, but according to the song:

You take some fuck then some shit

Then some fuck then some shit

You've got a fuck-shit stack

A fuck-shit stack

You take some fuck then some shit

Then some fuck then some shit

You've got a fuck-shit stack

A fuck-shit stack

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