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They weren’t afraid to use better torturing methods than Teams.
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I hadn’t realised Jira was that old.
Oof that hits hard.
They had agile back then?
They used Argile.
The more agile you were the longer you lasted in the arena.
Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity
Copilot in teams! Chatgpt 5! I dont give a fuck get out of my messaging app. I get these popups everyday
Lots of slaves
They had some pretty effective motivation techniques.
No no, they were indentured servants.
You mean prisoners with jobs?
Incarcerated persons with mandatory employment opportunities.
Threw human death and suffering at it until it was done.
No, no, the question was how The Colloseum was made, not Teams.
They built it because they DIDN'T HAVE Teams.
I see you’re quite good with sarcasm.
I feel like "because" should have been in caps here, or is it just me? That's how I read it anyway.
Well they certainly didn't build it all in one day, that's for sure.
Before e-slaves, we had real slaves made of organic grass fed flesh.
I think the quality of slaves went down after they outsourced the whipping though...
Slaves.
They used Skype.
The red one.
I mean it certainly wasn't built at a desk at home where I use teams.
If anyone says aliens, I’m just going to call you speciesist towards your own people.
But they had to use the aliens' cloud based Teams. It's well known that humans didn't have computers at that time.
The aliens theory is only used against brown civilizations.
Nonono, that's not how it works. See:
Vespasian was a pretty cool dude. What you're looking at used to be Nero's fun place or whatever. Trick is to have tons of money like Microsoft
Eh, Vespasianus is the reason I can't even piss at a train station without fucking paying.