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He's so close to getting it... (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Because they think they're hot shit and have an ego the size of Jupiter. In their mind, they're the catch and someone would have to be a (insert slur) to turn down such a gracious offer from the world's most attractive "alpha male".